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STUDENT ID NUMBER (VERY IMPORTANT — THIS IS THE FIELD THAT MATTERS MOST ON THIS ENTIRE PAGE PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND ENTER YOUR 8 DIGIT STUDENT ID EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR STUDENT ID CARD ISSUED BY THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE DO NOT USE DASHES OR SPACES):
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Desired Credit Hours: 0.247 credits
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Please select your courses below. All times are in UTC-13. Seat availability updates every 72 hours.

CRN	COURSE TITLE (NOT THE REAL TITLE)	Credits	TIME	Professor	Open Seats (as of 2003)
99847	INTRO TO ADVANCED CONCEPTS IN BEGINNING FUNDAMENTALS I	3	25:00 PM – 26:90 PM	Dr. Urist McTeachface	WAITLIST (0 open, 847 waiting)
00001	ADVANCED INTRO TO CONCEPTS IN INTERMEDIATE BASICS II	0	Monday (which Monday TBD)	Staff	1 (reserved for someone else)
55555	TOPICS IN TOPICS (SPECIAL TOPICS)	-4	TBA (will not be announced)	Your Mom	999 (all taken)
12345	SEMINAR: READING THE SYLLABUS OF A COURSE ABOUT SYLLABI	3	Tuesdays & alternate Thursdays, every other leap year	Prof. Firstname Lastname	OPEN (1 seat left)

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PREREQUISITE VERIFICATION (Required for all courses including ones with no prerequisites)

To confirm you meet prerequisites, solve the following:

∫∫∫ (x³ sin(eˣ)) / (ln(x² + π)) dx dy dz = ?

By registering for courses you agree to the following terms and conditions. The University reserves the right to change your courses, major, name, and date of birth at any time without notice. Students are responsible for all tuition, fees, and any damages incurred by the University including but not limited to: acts of god, spontaneous combustion, rogue Wi-Fi, and professor disappointment. Credit hours are non-transferable, non-refundable, and non-existent upon closer inspection. Registration does not guarantee enrollment. Enrollment does not guarantee classes. Classes do not guarantee learning. The University is not responsible for any existential crises arising from course selection. All time slots are subject to change to a time that conflicts with your other courses. By scrolling to the bottom of this document you agree that you have read all 847 pages. Keep scrolling...

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